Lyrics

The Mermaid Song
Words and Music By Scott C. Brooks

Chorus
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Well I’ve fished these seas for twenty years or more
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I’ve fished through some storms and fished up the whores
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It’s amazing what you’ll find by the old Irish shore
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But not have I seen such a mermaid before.

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1. Well she had two fins where her little feet should be
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And perky little breast out for every one to see
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And when she smiled she got you thinking fast
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With the body of a goddess and the ass of a bass


2. She jumped up on deck so we said what the heck
We figured we could get at least a nice little peck
Then she looked at us and said its just your luck
I swam up here for a nice hardy f­­___


3. Well twenty one men did just as she asked
Every single member of the crew hit that lass
When she looked to me to save the best for last
I turned her over and popped her up the a___


4. When it was over she flopped and swam away
Here’s the best advice we took from the day
When it comes to mermaids, wrap the rascal lads
Cause all those little sluts have a bad case of crabs